Day in school (befor school)
2010-10-11 @ 19:27:51
Like every day I get up early i think at 6 o'clock, but I go to bed early too (10/11 p.m.).
So generally in school I'm able to learn something (fewer than I should) but no-one see that so I'm happy. But yesterday was a different day than other i could sleep longer(Yeah). You ask me why? It's a easy answer i wasn't in school because it was Sunday so I got up at 11 am.
2010-10-11 @ 19:22:18
My name is ..... I'm just kidding I wouldn't tell you my name because i wanna be anonymous, but perhaps everyone will get know my name so... Ma name is Abdeluch. I go to school with very pleasure that I can go. So I think that you know about my person too much so now I want get know something about you.
2010-10-11 @ 19:18:16
Four chinese, Chu, Bu, Fu and Su, decided to emigrate to the USA.
In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck.
Fu and his sister Su decided to stay in China.
What is the difference between students and teachers?
- Students don't know, teachers don't care.
Gun Shop Owner: Hi, How can I help you?
Client: I am looking for a gun.
Owner: What kind of gun are you looking for?
Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): That one looks about right.
Owner: (very surprised): Why do you need a .44 magnum?
Client: It is for shooting at cans.
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun) Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans.
Client: (pointing again at the .44) Nah, I need this one.
Owner: OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?
Client: Mexi-cans... Puerto Ri-cans... Afri-cans...
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