2008-06-12 @ 14:03:51
Hi I come back earlier from school and I have a lot of free time :)

Yesterday I found some jokes in English ,you must read it:

1.A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.

2.One man asks his friend : " Do you know why a blonde was disappointed after her trip in London ? hmm : I don't ! Well : because it turned out that the Big Ben is just a clock !!!! ;)

3.Want to play submarine? - girl asked.
Sure, - said the boy - how do you play?
First you have to get your periscope up - the girl replied.

4.A Canadian is having his petit dejeuner (coffee, croissants, bread, butter jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American: "You Canada folk eat the whole bread??"
Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We dont. In the States, we only eat what is inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
The American has a smirk on his face. The Canadian listens in silence.
The American persists: "Dya eat jelly with the bread??"
Canadian: "Of Course." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We dont. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada."
The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
Canadian: And what do you do with the condoms once you ve used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Canadian: "We dont. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America."

Boring Day
2008-06-12 @ 10:51:55
My parents and sister went to the Warsaw and I satyed at home with my dog Luki :) I writting this post because I'm bored and I don't have nothing else to do.I must go to school at 11 and I have four lessons : POLISH , WOS , RE and GEOGRAPHY.
The marks are issue and I think We won't to do nothing special in school .When I'll come back from school I'll write a new post. BYE!

P.S. Sylvier thanks for comment :P And nice to meet you too !
My first post !
2008-06-11 @ 19:42:14
Hi everyone!
Thi is my first English blog and I'll write here about my life.My English is not advanced :P but I know foundations of Engilsh !Please to take no notice for my mistakes:) I will be very thankful :D

Some about me:
My name is Kuba and I'm fifteen and I'm student .I have got green eyes, blond hair.My hobby is sailing and travelling. I have been to GreEce , Italy ,Tunisia and Malta and I met many interesting people:). I, simply, like to do many things when I have a free time ,often I play the guitar and I like too playing computer games.
It's all about me :)) Bye !
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